[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.(desk
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door. (you did it too! Dont lie)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (all the time.. I do hair scrambles..aka a type of motocross events)
[] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.(one time I swear!!)
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (how can you not get lol.. the black guy is god durrr)
[x] You type with three fingers or less.(Sometimes… >.> )
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.(No comment.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.(Not my faults!!! <,<,,)

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (every chance I had)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (ooo look.. a pretty butterfly!! wait whaa)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (im told to speak up..a lot..)

TOTAL: 4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (who hasnt)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. ( gf calls me cute when I do that..-.-..)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. ( i gots paper bwhaha)

TOTAL: 5

GRAND TOTAL:

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am 108% Mentally ill.







MYTHICAL CREATURE QUIZ:

Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[X] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 2

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest).
[x] You are very intelligent.
[X] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age. (Even when I dont shave)
[X] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[x] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 5

Fairy:
[X] You are happy a lot of the time. ( thank you lover)
[X] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[ ] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[X] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4

Gnome/Dwarf:
[X] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[X] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[X] You look older than your age.
[X] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper.
Total: 6

Harpy/Siren:
[x] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[x] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered.
[X] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[X] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 7

Merman:
[X] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[X] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[X] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 2

Vampire:
[X] You're a night person.
[X] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips. (well tied really)
[X] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 7

Werewolf:
[X] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[X] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control. (Taco bell >.>..)
[X] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[X] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone. (or with Dale)
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[X] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 9

Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[X] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[X] You spend a lot of time alone.
[X] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 3

Zombie:
[ ] You are pale
[X] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[X] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[X] You love to eat meat.
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 6

Satyr/Faun:
[X] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[ ] You're very amorous.
[X] You like art and music.
[X] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[X] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[X] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 5

I am a Werewolf(9), and a Vampire(7)..with a hint of Zombie+Harpy/Siren